Age: 42
Height: 36'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Kin: None
The Scariest Clown in the CIA
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Name: Kunkles Age: 42 Height: 36'3" Weight: 210 lbs Kin: None |
| Kunkles is the best and brightest the CIA has to offer. He is rumored to be the most formidable assassin in the history of the world, with a list of kills longer than the wang of a giraffe. Whether or not this is true has yet to be confirmed, as the CIA closely guards their records, and the last 35 people to ask Kunkles a question were disembowled a combined total of 465 times before any of them hit the ground. Yeah. He's that brutal. So we're not doubting the really good assassin thing, but you can if you want. |