Local God Figure?

Name: Unknown

Age: Unknown

Height:  Approximately 5'

Weight:  Unknown

Kin:  None

This sneaky, Mario-esque freak of nature is the resident Omnipotent, Omniscient God-king of the Phat Dragon universe.  With that said, he also seems to be completely out of control of his realm.  He spends most of his time trying to keep extra-dimensional beings from penetrating their ways into his world, and further throwing off the balance that he is barely able to maintain in the first place.  He chose the mighty warrior Phat Dragon to be his swordarm against the evil forces that constantly threaten to overrun his world, and he regrets that choice every day.  Presumably as old as all creation, he knows pretty much everything there is to know, including what the internet is talking about at any given time.

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